Artificial Grape Flavoring

For years I have loved ethyl butyrate, ethyl thiolactate, ethyl-3-hydroxy butyrate and furaneol (2,5-dimethyl -4-hydroxy-3(2H)-furanone).

Yes. Artificial Grape Flavor. The great taste of cheap candy everywhere. And frankly, I don't even care for the extra methyl anthranilate which makes it a truer grape flavor. I mean afterall, who wants it to really taste like grapes? I want the artificial flavor!!